Reality Von Tease Me, Baby

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 finale was a work of art. Plus, notes on Dr. Death, Wonka, A Murder at the End of the World, Fool Me Once, that dumbass Stanley cup + more.

Hi hi hi.

How are your 2024 vibes going so far? I certainly cannot complain. Yet, anyway. Am I freezing my arse off? Sure. But it’s January. And truly a tip of the cap to all of you who still have kids home from school right now. It couldn’t be me.

So if you’re feeling like Fetus Harry, I get it. I will use this clip 400000000x this season, as I do each…