A Fangirl's Descent Into Blissfully Tear-Filled Madness

Or, Grammys 2024: The English Majors Are English Majoring

“I had a very busy day today and, also, it was probably good for me to take a beat and let my brain calm down,” Abby thought. She opened Instagram and suddenly felt a new rush of energy enter her body. One could easily misinterpret it as drug-fueled.

She’d lost count of the bursts at this point. So much for that brief respite. Maybe those Google searches…