I Hang On Every Word You Say

May we all aspire to Tina Turner levels of being simply the best—even when covering VPR, the Barbie movie, Selling Sunset, Succession, DMB + other pop culture nonsense.

Hi hi hi.

Welcome to the unofficial start of summer. Bless. I’m kicking off the long weekend exactly as I’d like, at a concert.

No, my first name ain’t baby. It’s Janet. Miss Jackson if you’re nasty. Janet Jackson at the outdoor amphitheater where I spent my teen summers going to shows? Yes, please.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Rhythm Nation rise up. See you soon, leg…