New Ick Unlocked: Joe Jonas, Divorced Guy

He's (seemingly) coming for the Queen in the North, Sophie Turner—and it's a bad look. Also, some notes on the Kylie/Timmy discourse.

Hellllllo.

If you spend any amount of time on the internet—and I assume as a subscriber of WHN, you probably hate your screen time numbers as much as I do—you know that the rumors of an impending Joe Jonas/Sophie Turner divorce are indeed true.

It’s a bummer. Truly.

I don’t have a huge vested interest in the JoBros (though I have always found Joe to be the best looking), but I dug them as a couple and I think Sophie, in particular, seems super cool. No, I don’t know the woman, but her vibes give off as “great hang” and I’ve always loved the Queen in the North and all members of the Stark family. RIP, my beloved Robb.

Earlier today they each posted the same message on their socials. It reads, “Statement from the two of us: ‘After four wonderful years of marriage we have mutually decided to amicably end our marriage. There are many speculative narratives as to why, but truly this is a united decision and we sincerely hope that everyone can respect our wishes for privacy for us and our children.’”

It’s pretty standard as far as celebrity divorce announcements go, but what’s more interesting to me are the leaks coming out of what appears to be one side of this couple. The Joe Jonas one. You don’t need a doctorate in celebrity press narratives to see what’s going on here. Like they’re flopping so so so hard on this one. That’s what is rather mind-boggling.