Look! Distractions!
13 ways to take a break from life's f*ckery before the Showgirl Era officially begins ❤️🔥
Hi hi hi.
Are you hanging in okay out there? Because I get it if you’re really damn exhausted.
Life is chaos.
America is chaotic evil.
My own life is currently chaotic good meets chaotic are you fucking kidding me meets chaotic I don’t even know anymore.
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But that’s 2025 for you. At least I’ll have a new Taylor Swift album in my ears realllllllly soon.
Though I don’t know that I’ve ever been more offended not to be asked to be part of something than I am this Substack hub of Taylor conversations.
Interestingly enough, I was just talking about the lack of expertise in content during my IU class this morning. There are quite a few names here that I call absolute bullshit on. I guess if your subscriber base is big enough, that doesn’t matter.
I don’t give a flying fuck how petty I sound, but I can tell you I won’t be tuning in to a singular bit of that programming.
My side-eyes are side-eyeing.
But enough of those bad vibes. I’m currently on a flight to Denver where I will land and have very little time left to wait for TS12, The Life of a Showgirl. Tomorrow night, I’ll be back with the Sisters Haim1 and two of my dearest friends. Plus, my server at the airport said to me, “I hope you take this as a compliment but you have witchy, Florence vibes and energy.” Then we talked about astrology + tattoos + covens for about 10 minutes.
Basically, nothing can bring me down now.
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I’ll be back here with thoughts on the new album as soon as I can, but for sure will be all over my IG Stories in real time.
In the meantime, here’s what I’ve been occupying my mind with of late.
I meannnnnnnnnn.
This scarf styling video
Connie baby edits (yes, still—and always)
LOL if you thought I’ve moved on from The Summer I Turned Pretty.
But I’m v. glad so many people are equally unmoored and ready to come hang with me over on Unwell Girl Avenue.
As we know, I love a man who can really WEAR a pair of pants—short hems and long pooling silhouettes alike.
Sidebar: Obvs we are v. v. proud of the British Fruit Witch for slaying the Berlin marathon in under three hours. Elite!!!!!!!!!!
I would love a “Running on Empty” cover from the BBC1 lounge during HS4 promo, pretty please.
Leo!!!!2
Abbey Lee
Abbey Lee is forever one of my favorite models, even though she spells her name a lil bit wrong. She was a cornerstone of my time at Fashionista and I’m very happy to have her back in my life in a bigger way.
She plays a small, but pivotal role, in that new Jason Bateman/Jude Law show, Black Rabbit. The show’s low-key a mess, but I think she’s quite good in it while she’s on screen. Can the same be said for Jude’s accent or the story itself? No, it cannot. But I watched it all anyway.
Because she is a cool girl, Abs is also spending time with other cool kids (Harry + Zoe!) in Paris. Can I play the role of “fourth”?
Regina Hall + Amy Poehler’s impromptu bits on Good Hang
I mean, really anything on Good Hang—including this week’s gem with Kristen Wiig. But I feel that almost every single person reading these words is already aware of the marvelous delight that is this podcast.
Mitch Rowland’s new album filled with chill Americana/folk vibes
Faves so far: Really Ready, One In One Out, In the Morning, Be Your Man
Imagining what the fuck this movie is about without looking it up.
Charlie Puth + my fellow NC Panther, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds
Olivia Dean’s new album, The Art of Loving
Have I screamed at you about this woman enough over the past year? Well, the full album is as good as expected. I can’t wait to see her open for Sabrina next month.
She’s also on the Today show tomorrow (Friday) morning and the new face of Burberry Her.
Revisiting Redford
Did Robert Redford lead one of the most fulfilling creative lives ever? At least from an outside perspective? I feel like you could certainly make a very strong case.
Plus, he’s one of our OG watch guys.
Here’s what’s on my personal rewatch schedule:
All the President’s Men
The movie that made me fall in love with reporting/journalism movies, natch.
The Way We Were
Duh.
Legal Eagles
If you’re of a certain age, you know what’s up with this banger and probably watched it on cable 1000 times.
Sneakers
I very much need this movie NOT to be lost to time. How could we let that happen when the cast includes Redford, River Phoenix, Sidney Poitier, Dan Aykroyd, Mary McDonnell, David Strathairn, Ben Kingsley??????
Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
Another, duh. But never a waste of your time.
Up Close & Personal
I love this movie so much. Real ones know it was written by Joan Didion and John Gregory Dunne and started as a straight-up biopic about Jessica Savitch, another obsession of mine back in the day.
Tally Atwater + Warren Justice Forever.
I feel like I haven’t read a Hollywood profile this interesting and insightful in quite some time.
ALSO, THE VANILLA SKY HIVE IS THE BEST HIVE.
I never fucked with Elizabeth Gilbert, who has her own buzzy (but not necessarily in a good way) narrative going. I couldn’t even get through the “Eat” chapter of that book and never saw the movie. And I’ve been saying the vibes are so off with that Mel Robbins lady since she arrived on the scene. Apparently, Amy Griffin might just be a bit of a story grifter, too. Katie Rosman and Elizabeth Egan from the NYT really did the reporting work here and I thank them for it.
Charli + George wedding content
Inject it into my veins. The limit does not exist. If we’re choosing simply based on vibes, hobbies, interests, and aesthetics, this is the pop girlie friend group I’d fit in best with…
Italy, cigarettes, Matty Healy spinning some “Call Me Maybe”? SOLD.
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See you on the other side, Showgirls❤️🔥
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That will be show #4 of the I quit tour for your girl. More to come on its awesomeness soon. But I was barricade in Chicago…and got to have a little chat with the ladies at soundcheck for that show.
I have not yet seen the new PTA movie due to travel + whatnot, but will be rectifying this SOON.
Just coming here to yell OMG, LEGAL EAGLES!!!!! Thank you for the reminder that it exists