Let's Consume Some Stuff That Has Nothing to Do with Mother's Day

Come one, come all. Especially those who prefer to exclude themselves from this holiday narrative—for whatever reason.

Hi hi.

Might I interest you in partaking of the internet on this fine Sunday in a way that has not a singular thing to do with the Mother’s Day Industrial Complex?

We deserve a place online today too, dammit.

No shade to moms. Have your day! I hope it’s wonderful in whatever way you want it to be. But may this space be a Festivus for the rest of us, as …