TTPD Countdown: The Agenda

We've waited many a fortnight, but now The Tortured Poets Department's time draws nigh.

Hi.

It’s almost time.

We are mere hours away from the release of The Tortured Poets Department and I want to throw up. “Why am I like this? Never change” is the common refrain at these moments.

I did indeed get some mild sedation this morning by way of nitrous at the dentist and it might have made the crown and the filling worth it. Maybe?

I could use mo…