Who's Crying Now?

Me. It's me.

Happiest of Fridays, my friends!

As we all know, my mind is a highly chaotic place to inhabit—filled with inane thoughts like:

• I swear we’re like five minutes away from teens begging their parents to get landlines. And honestly I’m not mad at it. Please take me back to my youth.

And:

• Are box fans having a moment in a very specific corner of the universe? …